Post by Preston32 on Mar 12, 2008 21:48:20 GMT -5
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad.
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with wilma and she is so nice. But I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, and tattoos, and
tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
wilma said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many more children.
Wilma has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
wilma can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 14 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren
Love, Your Son Fred
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Henry's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's
in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when its safe to come home. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad.
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with wilma and she is so nice. But I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, and tattoos, and
tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
wilma said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many more children.
Wilma has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
wilma can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 14 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren
Love, Your Son Fred
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Henry's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's
in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when its safe to come home. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D